Fuck off Turds

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

Context: “Did you hear about the new Spider-Man movie? Now they finally made Gwen Stacey his girlfriend.”

(Oh man will it be awkward to tell her about me and Shelley when that moment comes…)

(ooc: DSF JKFDS GJKFDS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN OKAY NO…

woah well okay…..i think i can handle her then XD

(ooc: nice bro :D)

Besides… IDGF if she approves or not XD

haha well okay 

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

Sounds good to me! *puts tape in and sits on the couch*

*sits next to you and cuddles up in your arms*

*holding you* How’d I find someone so amazing?

*giggles* it’s you who’s amazing, shilly

Nuh-uh, you are. You’re beautiful, tough, smart… need I go on?

*blushes and kisses your forehead* thanks <3

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

Context: “Did you hear about the new Spider-Man movie? Now they finally made Gwen Stacey his girlfriend.”

(Oh man will it be awkward to tell her about me and Shelley when that moment comes…)

(ooc: DSF JKFDS GJKFDS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN OKAY NO…

woah well okay…..i think i can handle her then XD

(ooc: nice bro :D)

I can’t believe I’m the one saying this but we need another party guys

kevingodammit:

livinalietimmah:

Timmah timmah timmy timmah!! =w= (Hell yes we do!! =w=)

Sweet. Any ideas where? My house is off limits still.

YESH! another party :DDDD

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

Sounds good to me! *puts tape in and sits on the couch*

*sits next to you and cuddles up in your arms*

*holding you* How’d I find someone so amazing?

*giggles* it’s you who’s amazing, shilly

Sounds good to me! *puts tape in and sits on the couch*

*sits next to you and cuddles up in your arms*

Mom dropped a glass when I said “girlfriend”

kevingodammit:

Context: “Did you hear about the new Spider-Man movie? Now they finally made Gwen Stacey his girlfriend.”

(Oh man will it be awkward to tell her about me and Shelley when that moment comes…)

(ooc: DSF JKFDS GJKFDS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN OKAY NO THIS IS THIS IS NOT OKAY WITH THE NEW CRAPPY FUCKING SPIDERMAN MOVIE I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING PISSED OKAY anyway….)

aw kevin…..i…….do you think your mom will hate me?

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

*opens* Evening Shelley! *smiles*

*pecks your cheek* hello kevin!

*smirks* How are you, babe?

i’m…

Whatever you want to do, Shell.

let’sh watch a movie :D

Sounds good! What kind of movie? Sci-Fi? Comedy? :D

sci-fi shounds good :D

Star Trek? Star Wars? Battlestar Galactica? Doctor Who? Jurassic Park? Godzilla? I can go on.

let’sh watch………….um……..battlestar galactica :D

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

jailbait-shelley:

kevingodammit:

*opens* Evening Shelley! *smiles*

*pecks your cheek* hello kevin!

*smirks* How are you, babe?

i’m…

Whatever you want to do, Shell.

let’sh watch a movie :D

Sounds good! What kind of movie? Sci-Fi? Comedy? :D

sci-fi shounds good :D